rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
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19/5/13 | 9:38pm | 9,211 notes

ollivander:

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

#now we can finally have it our way
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19/5/13 | 9:36pm | 28,572 notes

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone flirt with me

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this was a bad idea
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19/5/13 | 9:35pm | 39,150 notes
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tyflowsion: ATTENTION: i refreshed my dashboard and saw this. yahoo.com is already making changes. i cant believe this. how could daddy do this to us :/

tyflowsion:

ATTENTION: i refreshed my dashboard and saw this. yahoo.com is already making changes. i cant believe this. how could daddy do this to us :/

19/5/13 | 9:18pm | 5,510 notes

(Source: sav3rockandroll)

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danisnotonfjre:

giftedbuttwisted:

At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories. 

In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.

the choice is yours
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totoislostinoz: carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: “What house?” “Montague!” “whAT HOUSE?” “MONTAGUE” “WHAT HOUSE?????” “MONTAGUE!!” “MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!” The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

19/5/13 | 9:15pm | 35,546 notes

drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

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WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
19/5/13 | 9:15pm | 28,278 notes

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

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19/5/13 | 9:11pm | 83,354 notes

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 
19/5/13 | 9:00pm | 75,678 notes

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
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teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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